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Less than 48 hours to go before new Boards of Canada drops.
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It doesn't matter what people think. You know what you did.
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I think I have a brain cloud. Send thoughts and prayers.
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Brooks Hatlen is a reasonable man.
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Nobody cares about your six days a week of therapy, Dave Grohl. You've been exposed as a shitbag. Just go away now. Foo Fighters always sucked.
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@shelby Are you still alive?
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Jacking off giraffes would be a good band name.
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Power outages are the turdz!
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Having kids is overrated.
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Let's go Nick Baumgartner!
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Feeling sick sucks!
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Hey, me.. Time to take your medication, you're getting kinda weird.
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Happy Friday, yall!
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And they are back. Remove any spaces you may have in your current display name for best results.
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Display names have been removed.
Shelby •
If only @@jake would stop playing games with my heart and install https://github.com/sdenike/fauxdash
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85 seconds to midnight.
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Watch The 99 Year Old Man.
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Looks like the time is wrong on this thing.
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@shelby I think you should be on some kind of pill.
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@stringbeam Slim .... this should aut complete your name when I type in the box.
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I also cant @usernames .... ok this is going to be a laundry list of fixes and wants :D
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And why no profile picture or bio?!@!
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I wish I could reset my password here
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echo "Hello world!"
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Am I a time traveler?
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Tomorrow is another day. Let's try to make it better than the last.
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Looking back on it all, I wonder how many of my teachers thought I was on drugs in High School.
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It is morning in America. What will you do?
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How long is too long to wait for a sandwich?
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Hello from API
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@gene is a damn good guy. Don't believe otherwise.
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Gene says I'm old.
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This girl is pretty.
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print('Hello world!')