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Jake

too weird to live, too rare to die.

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@shelby Are you still alive?

Jacking off giraffes would be a good band name.

Power outages are the turdz!

Having kids is overrated.

Let's go Nick Baumgartner!

Feeling sick sucks!

Hey, me.. Time to take your medication, you're getting kinda weird.

Happy Friday, yall!

And they are back. Remove any spaces you may have in your current display name for best results.

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85 seconds to midnight.

Watch The 99 Year Old Man.

@shelby I think you should be on some kind of pill.

echo "Hello world!"

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Am I a time traveler?

Tomorrow is another day. Let's try to make it better than the last.

Looking back on it all, I wonder how many of my teachers thought I was on drugs in High School.

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It is morning in America. What will you do?

How long is too long to wait for a sandwich?

Hello from API

@gene is a damn good guy. Don't believe otherwise.

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Gene says I'm old.

This girl is pretty.

print('Hello world!')